While Artemis is getting his feet wet, Rikku is soaking up the ocean and stretching purposefully. Yes, he wants to torment Artemis so much that he gets dragged back to the room for a shower and got sex, why do you ask?]
[Artemis thinks he's seeing this, but he's still on shaky ground in terms of relationships and claiming he knows what people want. But he ventures a guess.]
Why bother? [Artemis mutters, stepping closer to Rikku as well, holding his hat on his head during a particularly strong breeze.] You're only going to need another one after I'm done with you.
[He doesn't even point out that the sheets'll get all salty, since they're probably going to need changing anyway. He rests his arms on Arty's shoulders]
Oysters-- [More kissing.] --form pearls when a grain of sand gets inside of them and causes irritation. [And yes, he kisses Rikku again after that image.]
[Artemis gives a short laugh.] You smuggled sex toys into Spain? And here I thought you were a good boy. [He grins and taps Rikku's nose with a finger before getting up to get the bag.]
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