Hilarisad... [Artemis is familiar with Rikku's tendency to make up words, but this is probably one of the more sad ones he's heard.]

Don't move. [He pulls on Rikku's hand.] Please don't move. You're right, I'll never get a tattoo ever, but I'm not out of your league. That is such a bullshit phrase, who decides these 'leagues' anyway?

...please don't move. I may not be your type, and I may not know what I am or why, but I know my heart would break watching you walk around here sad. Please don't leave.