[Artemis frowns and turns around so he's draped in Russell's lap. For warmth and pets--and why does he have to pay attention to the silly beer anyway?]
I didn't intend for that to happen. This group of men just wouldn't stop looking for me. And once they'd gone, I wasn't certain if they were actually gone or waiting for me.
[He is paying attention to the beer because he intends to drink it, and not Artemis. Not yet at least. And besides, he can pet and drink at the same time. He chuckles at his sudden lap full of Artemis, obliging the unspoken request by scratching behind his ears and petting down his spine to scratch at that one spot on the small of his back that always made a regular cat's ass go up. He wondered if it would work on Artemis.]
Hm, can't say I blame you then. You remember what they looked like? Can't have some assholes thinking they can just go around harassing you just because.
N... no... [When did he have such an insatiable itch that needed scratching right there? Artemis is too draped over Russell for ass-raising to happen without it being awkward, so his back goes in the reverse direction--and he pins himself against Russell, arms around the other's neck.]
I don't think... mm... they knew who I was anyway. My hood just came down forrr... ngh, a moment. [He could barely even move in this position. But it really was a scratch he wanted itched, even if it certainly hadn't been there before...]
Well that doesn't mean they don't need to be taught some manners.
[He's definitely not protesting to the way Artemis is positioned, and he's going to keep scratching that spot that he seemed to enjoy so much. He tips Arty's chin up just a bit so he could see his eyes a little more clearly]
True... [And if Artemis knew who they were, he would gladly tell Russell. Just so he can have the enjoyment of terrorizing someone back. But given he doesn't know, he'll just have to wait and see if he can spot them again.]
[He looks up at Russell with hazy, pleased eyes and smiles. Then he starts nuzzling under Russell's jaw and purring again. Russell was so good to him...]
[And Russell would happily teach them his own version of Etiquette 101.]
[But that was unimportant at the moment, especially since he had his hands full of a purring, affectionate Artemis. He chuckles at the little nuzzle, his fingers slipping under the jeans to scratch right at the base of his tail. He nudged the young man's head just right so that he could kiss him, soft and probing. Just to see what his new pet would let him get away with. Cats could be temperamental little shits after all.]
[Artemis stops the purring, out of surprise when Russell starts going into his pants. It's a little humiliating, considering normally he'd never be so uncouth as to not wear some sort of underwear. But he couldn't just cut a hole in his red silk Armani boxers. They were silk! And Armani! It would have completely ruined them.]
[However the feeling of being scratched distracted him for the most part. And the kissing moved him past what Russell would or wouldn't find in Artemis' pants. He kissed Russell back, softly--the ear move back in the elevator had prepared him for this sort of thing.]
[This certainly was a day of finding surprising things where Artemis Fowl was concerned. Russell could actually understand if he hadn't wanted to cut a hole in a pair of Armani boxers. Something like that should be considered a crime, really.]
[He was glad Artemis didn't protest to the kiss, and he set the beer down so that he could better scratch behind his ears and down his neck, smiling as he parted his lips in the hopes of making the kiss just a little deeper.]
[Oh good, Artemis got Russell to free up his other hand. He considers this a great victory, and curls his tail against with Russell's leg while he moves more fully into his lap. Things are getting more heated, but as long as Russell doesn't abuse the privilege Artemis is fine. He hadn't abused it yet.]
[The purring starts back up, and Artemis runs his tongue along Russell's lips whenever he gets a chance.]
[Russell prides himself on pushing boundaries, not abusing privileges, so Artemis has nothing to worry about. He smiles into the kiss as Artemis settles in his lap, and while he's never had a partner that purred he can't say that he minds very much at all.]
[His hands start to roam, petting and caressing over his spine and down his thighs as he returns the kisses, nipping playfully at Arty's bottom lip with a little grin]
[Artemis is certainly having a good time. Even if he's still a little hungry. The caresses and pets and kisses are keeping him quite satisfied--he even nips back a little with one of his slightly elongated canine teeth.]
Higher. [He pulls one of Russell's hands up towards his head.] I like having my ears stroked.
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You have to admit they are. Between that and finding you asleep in the alley... well you can see why I might be interested.
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I didn't intend for that to happen. This group of men just wouldn't stop looking for me. And once they'd gone, I wasn't certain if they were actually gone or waiting for me.
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Hm, can't say I blame you then. You remember what they looked like? Can't have some assholes thinking they can just go around harassing you just because.
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I don't think... mm... they knew who I was anyway. My hood just came down forrr... ngh, a moment. [He could barely even move in this position. But it really was a scratch he wanted itched, even if it certainly hadn't been there before...]
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[He's definitely not protesting to the way Artemis is positioned, and he's going to keep scratching that spot that he seemed to enjoy so much. He tips Arty's chin up just a bit so he could see his eyes a little more clearly]
That feel nice?
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[He looks up at Russell with hazy, pleased eyes and smiles. Then he starts nuzzling under Russell's jaw and purring again. Russell was so good to him...]
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[But that was unimportant at the moment, especially since he had his hands full of a purring, affectionate Artemis. He chuckles at the little nuzzle, his fingers slipping under the jeans to scratch right at the base of his tail. He nudged the young man's head just right so that he could kiss him, soft and probing. Just to see what his new pet would let him get away with. Cats could be temperamental little shits after all.]
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[However the feeling of being scratched distracted him for the most part. And the kissing moved him past what Russell would or wouldn't find in Artemis' pants. He kissed Russell back, softly--the ear move back in the elevator had prepared him for this sort of thing.]
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[He was glad Artemis didn't protest to the kiss, and he set the beer down so that he could better scratch behind his ears and down his neck, smiling as he parted his lips in the hopes of making the kiss just a little deeper.]
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[The purring starts back up, and Artemis runs his tongue along Russell's lips whenever he gets a chance.]
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[His hands start to roam, petting and caressing over his spine and down his thighs as he returns the kisses, nipping playfully at Arty's bottom lip with a little grin]
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Higher. [He pulls one of Russell's hands up towards his head.] I like having my ears stroked.