[musebox post]

[eternitycoder]

This is a post for playing out any musebox-type things, set in the DV-verse or otherwise. None of this is meant to be game-canon, just fun things~ ♥

Comments

[esypuo]

[RITE OF PASSAGE]

....yeah, no. I don't wanna die, thanks. Or we could hire another pilot so we can have plane cuddles and possibly sex.

[eternitycoder]

[NEVER AGAIN.]

[At the mention of 'plane sex' Artemis blanches. Because his usual co-pilot is, of course...]

The only other person I trust with my plane is Butler. [And Artemis isn't about to have sex in a space his almost-father could walk into.]

[esypuo]

...right, yeah, okay. No plane sex.

[He shudders, freaked out by that thought now]

[eternitycoder]

No plane sex. [Artemis is experiencing embarrassment as though it had actually happened now.]

[esypuo]

That's just....

[More shuddering]

Oh, well. Hotels are better for that anyway.

[eternitycoder]

Yes, yes they are. Privacy. Very comfortable beds. You like beds anyway. [Still traumatized, still horrified by the possibility.]

[esypuo]

[Cue the headpets!]

Uh-huh, and hot tubs.

[eternitycoder]

And showers. [Listening comprehension. He has it.] Wait, you like hot tubs as well?

[esypuo]

My first boyfriend in high school had a hot tub. It was awesome, and we never had sex in it, either.

[eternitycoder]

Did that make it somehow more 'awesome'? [Artemis is amused, but it's the sort of forced-amused that he's had since Rikku talking about his boyfriends and crushes started making Artemis inexplicably squirmy.]

I'm sure that I have upwards of eight hot tubs in various parts of the world. [Yes, his is bigger.] And I can assure you that none of them have been 'christened' either, so to speak.

[esypuo]

No, it was just that awesome. Also? I was fourteen. Dad woulda killed me.