Oh not that thing. [Artemis laughs, nodding to the hat as he leads Rikku out to the patio, down the stairs and out a little low-walled courtyard to the ocean.] I'm not so delicate that even sunblock is powerless to my pale.
I do not. I look like... I don't know, if I wasn't wearing a tie right now I would look like some old woman-vacationer visiting her grandchildren. [He slips out of his shoes though, and works on his socks.]
Flattery will get you everywhere! [Artemis calls after Rikku's retreating (and very nice) ass. As for him, he's putting on the silly hat and wandering towards the water slowly, taking in the afternoon breeze and the sun.]
Of course I do. But I can't make it so easy that all you have to do is say I'm pretty and just like that-- [He snaps.] --you get laid. I have to keep things interesting.
While Artemis is getting his feet wet, Rikku is soaking up the ocean and stretching purposefully. Yes, he wants to torment Artemis so much that he gets dragged back to the room for a shower and got sex, why do you ask?]
[Artemis thinks he's seeing this, but he's still on shaky ground in terms of relationships and claiming he knows what people want. But he ventures a guess.]
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[There is no difference with him. You can see everything in that suit]
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[He grabs their sunblock, sunshade, towels, and Artemis's big floppy hat that Rikku insisted on buying before heading out]
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[He has to stop and just soak in the fact that this is their private beach. In Spain.
And then he's setting up the towels and shade and stripping]
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[And as soon as Rikku is totally naked he runs into the ocean, laughing]
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[He laughs]
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While Artemis is getting his feet wet, Rikku is soaking up the ocean and stretching purposefully. Yes, he wants to torment Artemis so much that he gets dragged back to the room for a shower and got sex, why do you ask?]
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Tired of the ocean already?
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